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Can City 

When one becomes too intoxicated to hold on to a beer bottle they are sent to this fictional land where they lose bottle privileges and are allowed to drink cans of beer only. Additionally, whoever breaks the most bottles is named "Mayor of Can City" and is responsible for giving a population count each time someone new enters Can City.
Butterfingers over here just broke 4 beer bottles and is looking to become Mayor of Can City population 1!
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Can't feel my face 

To get so high that you can't feel your face. Your face along with the rest of your body gets numb.
Yo I can't feel my face man. Im high as hell right now.
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Can you not? 

A phrase you use when someone is annyoing the fuck out of you and you want them to stop
*Someone singing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song*

Can you not?
Can you not? by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

Can you see 

To be truly able to visualize or understand a topic about anything in particular. To actually see what it is that is going on. To be so excited about what is happening around you and you need to find out if someone else can see it to.
Jeremy notices puppy's playing on the television, he asks Aleshia "can you see?"

Jeremy is wearing a new shirt, he asks his girlfriend, "can you see?"

Out of sheer joy for the day ahead of him, Jeremy runs around the house screaming in a childs voice, "CAN YOU SEE!!?
Can you see by TheTrooper77 March 18, 2010

can of grabass 

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.
Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.
can of grabass by who's he eh? July 29, 2010

can't fix stupid 

The case of being confronted with a problem that is utterly someone else's fault, in which case can not be fixed by yourself, the person that caused it or anybody else.
can't fix stupid by Larad Conplant September 13, 2014

Can chaser 

A country girl/woman who barrel races. barrel racing is done on horses in rodeo arenas/settings
Look at those legs she must be a can chaser
Can chaser by AgentxRTX June 7, 2016