Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.
Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh
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A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.
"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
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"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."
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Despite overwhelming public sentiment in favour of gay marriage, Caucus has decided to continue to oppose any changes to the Marriage Act.
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A person of any gender who constantly shaves pubic area, then after a while of not shaving have sex and prick the other person.
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We can't have nice things like Universal Healthcare because of the Freedom Caucus lies and false narratives.
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