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Cable

A guy who usually has brown hair, is tan, and is really nice. Cables usually are very charming, and have really really good abs, they also are strong, and really chill laid back hard working guys. Cables have a lot of friends, and they are total bad asses. Usually they like brunettes or blondes, but occasionally like black haired girls. They also have above average dicks, and they love people, they are extroverts. They don’t trust very many people, and think they themselves are bad guys, when in fact they are good guys.
Riley Reid: omfg, Cable is so fucking hot
Other girl (drooling) : ikr, any guy named Cable is always the best
by The Riddler82 June 8, 2020
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Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.
by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023
mugGet the Jesus cablemug.

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