czechhek

Someone who has small dick

My moyfriend is czechhek.

by Toxikk9 January 2, 2022

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022

Czechoslovakia

Czechoslovakia is a country that was around from 1918 to 1993. They consisted of the 2 modern countries Czechia and Slovakia. They were Communist from the times of the WW2 era to 1989. They are one of the many countries that were invaded by the Nazis in WW2. The country was known as a nation that wanted to divide during WW2, however under Fascist, then Communist rule, they were unable to split until 1989, but did not split until 1993.

"Hey guys, have you heard of the country Czechoslovakia?"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 3, 2022

Czechsplaining

(Noun) Czech person trying to explain a topic which they know nothing about in a derogatory manner.

"Dundalk is a shithole."
"Oh no, Matej is Czechsplaining again."

by Pichus October 17, 2022

CzechCloud

Person who thinks he knows everything best but when somebody disproves him, he starts claiming he never said that.

person 1: hey this is best thing you can do
person 2: no and here is study you are wrong
person 1: I never said that it's the best thing to do
person 2: oh you are such a CzechCloud !

by Mememoryy August 18, 2023

czechanadian

A stupid jit from Czech Republic most commonly named Victoria and goes but the nickname of Vicky. This person happens to be very blind and racist and needs to pipe down fr.

Vicky is a stupid Czechanadian jit fr.

by Fortnitelovertothefullestong20 May 30, 2023