Cookling

Laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair and bonk your head on the floor

oh my God Sarah just fell on a banana peel! I'm cookling so hard right now!

by P1xie (ft tungsten) May 21, 2025

cocklehawk

A rooster/hawk hybrid.

Used to describe a dunderhead or birdbrain.

The rooster and hawk mated and gave birth to a cocklehawk.

Dude, you're such a cocklehawk.

by Laurface [Buttermoose] August 18, 2008

Cocklocker

Male who loves to lock the cock in the buttocks

Karissa: Tom is such a cocklocker!

by Luke Johnsonstone October 23, 2008

cocklocks

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.

Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

[cocklocks]

The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.

Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he turned them into cocklocks.

by sebastianoates January 11, 2009

Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

Cockladon

A Word invinted by Doug to define an enormous Cock (one of dinosaur like proportions) who cut him off while driving for FedEx in Quincy Mass.
Not a compliment!

"Use a turn signal you Cockladon!!"

by HEADHUNTER22 March 7, 2010