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cemon demon

a person who loves to suck the cum off of my magic stick
man that girls is a cum guzzlin cemon demon
by brook April 10, 2004
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cement mixer

Grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing, twisting, and pulling them. Once someone has successfully completed a cement mixer, that person must yell the words 'CEMENT MIXER'.
Jim: So Fred did you get the memo i sent la...
George: CEMENT MIXER!
Jim: Ouch.
by thefatek November 17, 2010
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cement filling

When a girl has all three holes filled by different guys and they all cum at the same time, they then proceed to yell break time and leave her to dry out.
Kristen got a cement filling last night from Corey, James, and Austin.
by BackB0ne November 4, 2015
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Oregon Cemetery

When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.

The woman usually dies!
"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."

"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."
by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009
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Cemil

Cool turkish dude.He is a “I know da best”
Guy but he’ll be there when you need him.Probably short, plays guitar or piano and listens to indie rock.
Me:Did you see Cemil last night ?
My Friend:Of course! Is it possible to not see him ?
by koolpoolboi April 7, 2019
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Cemo55 Inventory

A "Cemo55 Inventory" is a phrase commonly used on the online adventure game Runescape, by Jagex ltd. It basically means a person who brings 1000 brews to easts/west dragons with a summoning creature in pvp/bh worlds, reffering specifically to the spastic legend, Cemo55.
Cemo55 here! been here since 09 not goin nowhere!!1...... join my cc!..... west drags with pokemon FTW!!........ TEAM HASTE FTL!!! LMFAO NOOBZ!!!.......got ma cemo55 inventory,, so il be fine!!:D
by 70 fkin ranqe March 26, 2010
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Cemeterian

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.
Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"
by abrupt1 May 11, 2014
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