craps

Craps is a casino gambling game that involves 2 dice. The person rolls both dice and if they get 2,3, or 12 they lose, and if they get a 7 or 11, they win. Anything else, and the rules change. Now the person needs to roll his previous number before he rolls a seven. Keep doing this until he either gets his number and wins, or rolls a seven and loses. That is the basics of craps. This is the most balanced game in casinos, and the probability of winning is about 49.3%.

If you are on a winning streak in craps and the casino offers you drinks on the house, dont take them. You wont remember anything and the next thing, you wake up with your leg up your ass.

by crapassmaster December 28, 2005

crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.

Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

craptastic

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.

"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."

by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

craplet

A small piece of software that is preinstalled on a new PC. It typically cluters up your desktop and is unwelcome. It is similar to buying a new car and havinga bumper sticker plastered on the back

I bought a new dell and had to delete 45 craplets.

by Rolling Thunder April 18, 2007

crapilogue

the epilogue of the seventh Harry Potter book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which was so craptastic that it was painful to read

"Gee Dad, why did you give me such a contrived name?"
"Now, now, Albus Severus. Your name isn't contrived, its poignant."

"Wow! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was perfect!"
"You must have missed the crapilogue."
"Oh shit I did."

by V.E.B. November 19, 2007

[Holy crapola]

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

by Kplumb August 3, 2008

Air crap

Air crap, |e(ə)r krap| vulgar slang
noun
flatulence; the gas produced by the stomach or intestines.

verb
to produce flatulence.

Gerrick: "Thbpbpbpt"
Anne: "Aww god, you're always air crapping all over me!"
Gerrick: "Thbpt, sorry I can't help it"
Anne: "God, you could hold it."
Gerrick: " I WAS hold(thbpt)ing it."
Anne: "There's something WRONG with you! You air crap more than anyone I know."

by WindPower! December 21, 2009