butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

Batchelor's son

A boy/man who's father is not married to his mother, a.k.a bastard

The guy who wrecked my car and left without stopping is a real batchelor's son.

by polarlord August 19, 2010

butchen

(v. trans.) to make butch; to conform a man to stereotypical standards of heterosexual manliness.

Pete: "Mom and Dad, I'm gay."

Dad: "That's okay, son. We'll send you to conversion therapy. They'll butchen you up for sure!"

by poorbrokegradstudent September 23, 2010

butthell

also known as 'bartell', usually has an insane obsession for creepin' people's facebooks.

jeez, such a butthell,
man i feel like such a bartell today :/

by cranberryvodka April 4, 2011

buschelshlaff

Something of germanic origin that is of a suspect nature.

That Final Solution sure sounds like a load of buschelshlaff Mr. Hitler.

by flicklawrance November 24, 2011

butcher fuck

Someone who enjoys seeing tan's moms hairy vagina.

Wow. Tan is such a butcher fuck.

by Jman81 June 22, 2015

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015