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Breakup headache

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.
I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.
by Truthhcentrall July 2, 2019
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BreakupArticle

always makes my day the best moot ever ever ever !!
BreakupArticle is my comfort moot
by quackmeow September 26, 2021
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Breakup Day

When Nikki has broken up with you, and met someone else while you were gone on a work trip. But she still loves you and likes you… so when you get home from your work trip. Nikki spends a full day and night with you to love you, and go to dinner and drink and make love and hold you cause she loves you. You have a breakup day… then she leaves you forever for some looser.
Hey, I know I broke up with you and I don’t know what I’m doing… so want to have a breakup day?
by Mars2040 November 24, 2021
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Breakup Bulk

When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.
That bloke went through the breakup bulk, bro reps 185.
by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023
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Breakup

Breakup meaning she hung up on you meaning she don’t want you anymore
FaceTime hang up sound=fuck dat nigga I’m outside breakup meaning done for no longer
by Leekmcgee January 1, 2024
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Breakup Icecream

This is when you receive ice-cream whenever someone breaks up with you or vice versa
My girfriend just broke up with me

Mom: Let's go get some breakup icecream
by Wincord February 18, 2026
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Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
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