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Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.
by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018
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Brandon

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.
If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.
by Magical8ball January 17, 2023
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Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked
Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean
by Vydro October 23, 2020
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Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"
by koltasw July 6, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon forgave my student loans
by tp217 January 23, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it
how tf this works
Brandon: idk either
by unci2007 January 3, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.
Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.
by broken.brandon October 25, 2018
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