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Fuse Boxed

having sex with a woman in different orifices until you cum (like sticking a new fuse in every socket until the lights come on)
Halfway into fucking her, I just wasn't into it, so I fuse boxed her until I came.
by da_chronic September 17, 2010
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boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.
by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005
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Boxerbater

A person who is an avid user of an xbox 360 and seems to be able to buy any game when it comes out, despite the fact that they usually never have any money
The action of a boxerbator is to: Boxerbate
Guy One: Oh yeah I got Dead rising 2 and Halo: Reach
Guy Two: Wow your such a boxerbater
by DanteNero October 8, 2010
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Boneocular

The extremely large protruding outward eyebrow bone usually found on a Neanderthal or on the Rated R Superstar Edge on Wrestling.
Man, look at the boneoculars on that guy! I bet his eyes never see the light of day because they are always shielded from the sun.
by SHNLK February 19, 2011
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boxer gays

Guys whose favorite pastime is strolling around in boxers,or boxer shorts. Strolling around in boxers has a way of making a fellow look gay,hence the term.
Jake and Dwayne are quite the boxer gays;they have made a number of videos of themselves in boxers,including "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the microphone," "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne-the snowman,"and "Boxer gaysJake and Dwayne with wild hair,the microphone and the snowman." This duo really are quite the boxer gays!
by JMC70 December 15, 2016
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Boxtonians

Boxtonians are phrases that are so corny you die inside. These phrases might be used by drake or disney sitcoms that are horribly unfunny. Phrases like "AWKWARRRRRRRD!" or "that escalated quickly!" "well that just happened!"
People using boxtonians unironically are found to be extremely stupid
by Neardead_ February 21, 2022
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Backup Boxers

Underwear one resorts to wearing only when in desperate need of doing laundry. Though these undergarments may be ugly, fit weirdly, or have holes, one has chosen not to throw them out just so they can serve this purpose. Such undergarments may be deemed unwearable for a regular day, but are still one step above re-wearing dirty underwear, allowing the user to postpone doing his laundry for one more day.
Guy 1: What the hell man... why are you wearing olive green boxers with a hole in the crotch?

Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.
by Captain-Underpants April 27, 2010
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