Bother

Collective noun. A bother of Christians. taken in part from the term 'God botherer'

Sorry I'm late. A bother of Christians singing Jesus wants me for a sun beam held me up outside the super market!

by chuckathemonkey May 17, 2011

bornhoftism

noun - the practice of believing that you have a chance to get involved in intimate relationships with women in a span of a few hours in hopes of getting "some"; note that you must also be a raving, uncompromising, homophobic, racist, redheaded, and gung-ho redneck to exhibig bornhoftism

Omg....can you believe what kinda of bornhoftist person he is?..he says he's "confused" but yet he knows why he can't get girls....

by goerge w. bush bornhoft III September 28, 2003

bothered cream

who knows what this means... believed to originate from chancellors school, herts, england.
probably from the phrase 'bothered'.
some stupid idiot thought it made sense and it caught on.

Person 1: Oh no, you havn't done your homework.
Person 2 (chav): bothered cream

by special k April 8, 2005

white bother

Any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle class female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer

mocha
raw sugar

white sugar

equal

cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte

water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot

etc etc etc

May also contain coffee.

Customer: "Hey can I please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?"

Barista: **rolls eyes** "oh you mean a white bother?"

Customer: "ummm sure."

by Benjamittany November 8, 2013

to both

(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting

**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.

by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015

Both

(noun) Someone who is both poor and stupid

I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.

You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.

by b0bonthej0b June 6, 2011

botch

tr.v. botched, botch·ing, botch·es
1. To ruin through clumsiness.
2. To make or perform clumsily; bungle.
3. To play like Marcus in Tiger Woods Golf

1. A ruined or defective piece of work: Marcus' putts

2. A hodgepodge.

Marcus: "wow Jake, I really botched that drive, now you'll have beaten me numerous times. But thanks for giving me the opportunity to play with a boss like yourself.

Jake: "No problem dick. Stay soft."

by theboss22 November 2, 2009