Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Bog Woppit

A reference to define someone who has just done something idiotic or stupid.Can also be used to describe a not so pleasant looking person.

What did you do that for you Bog Woppit.

Look Over there at them isnt she a Bog Woppit.

by Chelseagav January 13, 2009

bog diver

Similar to muff diver only less pleasant.

Put your snorkel on, its time to go bog diving.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

Bog Wash

Said for something that someone says. Like when someone talks just to say something even though they're totally clueless about the subject, they really really, really, want to contribute, and so, just come up with arbitrary stuff to feel smart and/or included. Typically the contribution is a borderline delusional thought.

hey did you hear about the mars rover successfully finding clues on past water activity?

yeah man, some interesting findings 4 sure.

hey yeah dudes! they found water out there, heard they'll have the rover dig wells in preparation for human exploration, they're going to cover up the wells with tarp while they work out what to do about a biosphere.

What!?! bog wash dude! you OK?

by man.in.greek May 17, 2017

bog nigger

A racist slur for Irish immigrants. Coined by the KKK.

That bog nigger thinks he's white enough to live in our neighborhood. We'll show him papists ain't welcome here.

by 1916fenian March 17, 2017

mud bogging

Shitting on a girl's chest and then motor boating her.

"Hey baby, I have to take a huge shit so bad, wanna go mud bogging?"

by lgbitchassholecuntfaggotslut August 8, 2013

Bog cough

The cough that people having a crap in a toilet stall give to ensure you know they're in there.

I'm glad he gave a bog cough or I would have kicked that door down and shat in his lap.

by supertedsnastyuncle April 8, 2010