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phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...
Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...
by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009
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Blipper

to put your dick in an electic outlet
OUCh! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
by dildo dan May 14, 2005
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blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)
The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.
by lowlife801 October 25, 2008
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Blippi

Where is the nearest bathroom? I gotta take a Blippi!
by Gelaus September 28, 2021
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blump

1. the bowel movement you have not long after devouring a Blimpie submarine sandwich with the works, invented on a buy one get one night in The BronxNYC
King: my boy in castle hill hooks up mos mayo, oil, chz all that shit Mondays...its worth the Tuesday morning blump
Player King: bet
by JR Reden Bacher February 10, 2009
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blueprint

Another term for "porn movie" in 70s/80's. Commonly used in South East Asia and Middle East
BP. Are you watching BP or Blueprint movie
by wizin April 22, 2013
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blappy

a mixture of blah and happy
I was feeling pretty blah, but then you made me happy. Now I feel blappy!
by peter eric shapiro January 3, 2005
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