captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010

poppin' birdies

showing both middle fingers for a double "fuck you" effect...

this dude was poppin' birdies at me after i cut him off on the freeway... i wonder who was holding the steering wheel..

by rioji-kun November 1, 2013

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick

Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel

by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017

throwing birdseed

To drop passive-aggressive remarks about someone/something

My brother and his friends were throwing birdseed on Taylor Swift's new album yesterday.

by cnf-sniff November 27, 2017

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019

CURTI BIRDIE

white boi who thinks he is rich and loves girls name alexis and is always flexing, he is a little bit smart but not a lot he also has a boyfriend name denzel and they do thressome together he kinda tall

women :that rich white boi must be curti birdi
boi = boy

curti birdie= curtis dodd

by PENGUINGOD21 May 29, 2019