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bastard cat 

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable
Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.
bastard cat by BastardCat December 4, 2009

bastard cake 

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over
"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."
bastard cake by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007

Bastard Bitch 

Noun. Someone or something that tickles people without mercy.
Stop tickling me, bastard bitch!

He wouldn't stop tickling me... what a bastard bitch.
Bastard Bitch by Krispay Babay February 6, 2020

bastard moment 

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
bastard moment by Jeremy August 4, 2007

bastard by proxy 

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.

bastard child 

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans
e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import
bastard child by Mi Chun May 6, 2005