lap basketball 

another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.

last night was the best round of lap basketball ive ever had

lap basketball by frederick nichols July 2, 2008

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

Is a basketball slang " nickname " for the 5 winningest college basketball programs in the history of college Division 1 basketball. Kentucky, N. Carolina, UCLA, Kansas, and Duke make up the Phat 5. The Phat 5 are in the Dunkadelic terminology full word or abbreviation. D U N K A D E L I C , Kentucky ( UK ). N. Carolina ( UNC ). U. California Los Angeles ( UCLA ). Kansas ( KU ). Duke ( DUKE ).

N. Carolina added to the Phat 5 winning tradition by beating Illinois to win it's 4 National title. UCLA has more National Championships ( 11 ) than any other Phat 5 program, Kentucky is second with ( 7 ). Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 5, 2005

Michael Basketball 

Another way to say my bad.

Thats a Michael basketball.

Michael Basketball by BarrelThrower December 1, 2022

National kiss a Basketball player day

On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.

Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!

National kiss a Basketball player day by Lbj24 December 2, 2021

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

As of the 2004-05 college basketball season the top 3 All-Time most NCAA Tourament wins are by Phat 5 coaches.

1. Mike Krzyzewski-66( Duke ), 66-18
2. Dean Smith-65 ( UNC ), 65-27
3. John Wooden-47 ( UCLA ), 47-10

They are also the top 3 coaches in Final Four appearances.

1. John Wooden ( UCLA )- 12
2. Deam Smith ( UNC )-11
3. Mike Krzyzewski ( Duke )-10

Adolph Rupp ( UK ) is tied for 4th with 6 with Denny Crum ( U. of Louisville ). Crum an assistant coach with John Wooden at ( UCLA ).

The Phat 5 coaches are just as impressive as their players and have been role models to the premiere coaches in the game today. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 18, 2005

college basketball 

Absolutely the most awesome sport on the face of the planet. Nowhere else can you find more heart and soul poured onto a field (court) of play, be it any other collegiate sport, professional, or even recreational. The epitome of effort and desire, of struggle and reward, of upset and smackdown (see University of North Carolina).

some lameass: Hey I love college field hockey, what is your favorite sport? Collegiate or Pro?

tbrew: Are you f*ing kidding me you pulseless jerk-off? College basketball!

college basketball by tbrew September 25, 2006

Perham Boys Basketball Team 

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..

Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?

Perham Boys Basketball Team by WadenaGuy10 December 9, 2012