baker county

An under-rated mysterious region outside of jacksonville, fl. Its legendary homegrown, oxys, shine, imported tampa beans, and over-abundancy of free shrooms, are the result of many generations of this rural utopia's inhabitants' desire to be baked, oxidized, belligerant, or trollin out of their country-ass minds. Recent downfalls of this mysterious haven have included, but are not limited to: fucking people from jacksonville migrating here and not understanding that everyone has a shotgun or five, so they need to just shut the fuck up and go back east(a rare few are cool); old fuckers from up north that cant fuckin drive!; CUZ's not selling to almost anybody anymore; rarely being able to get a fat dime in the hood anymore (having to venture to glen, sanderson, or even fucking olustee for an ample fat sack. **if you're cool with at least 10 brothas, you may be able to get hooked up in margaretta, but this is rare); the cemetary off of snake road not being a good smoke spot anymore due to...; recent sheriffs and some city leaders not being smokers; cops (even though you probably know them or are kin to them somehow) actually telling you quiet down at parties!?; less hot ass high school teachers givin it up; and finally, fuckin gas bein so damn high that you cant hardly afford to get fucked up AND ride 90, so chillin at the house or on a dirt road is what you have to settle for.

If you dont know what a dogbox is or you've never said 10-4, you are not from baker county.

Ignorant bastards from jax beach actually BUY shrooms from baker county.

Lake citian: we were going to jacksonville, but this old country dude at CUZ's in baker county asked us to smoke. we got so blazed that we forgot to go to jacksonville

by zjizzle December 23, 2007

Backright

The action made when one types very vast and then uses the back key (arrow) to respell the word right.

I could hear in the background how you had a problem with spelling,,, You had at least three backrights!

by Usswede February 24, 2009

Background bro

A bro that is always at a party but never seems to get in on drinking games or other party activities. He can be seen casually sipping at his beer whilst chilling from a distance or adding the occasional chuckle and/or witty comment. They are very rarely seen alone, usually in groups of 2 or 3 so as to seem like they are having fun. Can also be abbreviated to BGB.

Yeah guys I'm out this time, I'll just background bro it.

Yo get in on this kegstand, don't be such a background bro!

by Ginosnipe16 January 31, 2010

Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.

1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.

by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011

Backranker

A term used for a person in chess who checkmates the other guys king with a rook on the back rank of the board. Usually when a king is castled with 3 pawns in front of it, the rook slides down to that rank and the king is stuck behind the pawns and cannot escape leading to checkmate.

Chess player one: How did that guy win?
Chess player two: He was a backranker.
Chess player one: :(

by TheRaginRussian June 12, 2014

Baker's dandruff

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017