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pig in a blanket

When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.
by KSense January 26, 2009
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twat blanket

1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad
Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.
by bobdobbins January 15, 2009
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pig in a blanket

When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs
Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...
by Nick757 February 14, 2006
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Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.
Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.
by sbjkd January 25, 2009
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Blanket permission

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.
Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.
by LoveMonster November 8, 2021
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the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
by Citizen X August 22, 2008
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Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
by FckTuesday January 13, 2009
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