Definitions by Haff

Joanie

N. The female companion of a chach (alt. choch or chotch).

Dude. Joanie loves chachie.

Joanie by Haff November 15, 2010

beer blanket 

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

beer blanket by Haff January 4, 2009

opinion porn 

n. A word describing punditry of any sort, but particularly political punditry, that one reads or watches because one has no actual opinion to speak of and finds pleasure in seeing others vigorously express their own opinion.

The O'Reilly Factor isn't news, it's just opinion porn for people who can't get any discourse on their own.

opinion porn by Haff January 4, 2009