as bright as a button

1-intelligently alert and lively
2- smart
3- clever
4- smartly

i used to play tennis as bright as a button

by Fuad ALkhafajy September 27, 2020

Ohio Baton Twirler

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.

Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009

batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005

batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

by keli kear November 8, 2003

The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.

Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect

by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009

raped the replay button

Watching a video on youtube or another site and constantly pressing the replay button everytime it finishes.

Hey did you listen to that song I told you about??
Yeah man I totally raped the replay button!

by replay button rapist January 16, 2011

diddle my love button

Simply means when a girl fingers herself, but does not stick her fingers inside. Just rubs on the clit.

I like to diddle my love button on a regular basis.

Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I was diddling my love button!!
Girl 3: Wow!!

by Akiko Moon May 14, 2009