Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

butt bandit

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.

"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.

by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

tracksuit bandit

see above or dale

In the world where tracksuits are fashionable, Dale is king.

by dale's other friend April 28, 2004

Quim Bandit

Someone who draws quim matter from one female, then proceeds to finger another girl in a sneaky exchange of quim juice.

The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.

Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.

'Were you a quim bandit last night?'

'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'

'Wash your hands in between?'

'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'

(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)

by Dean Healmore April 9, 2011

dog bandit

Judeo/Christian/Muslim substitute for the infidel phrase "God damn it!".

As I appraoched our bedroom I heard a shout.

"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.

by Michael "Michelle" Moore May 30, 2006

ass bandit

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

by dakevster December 16, 2006

cinnamon bandit

A male of hispanic descent who loves to make sweet love to other men.

Pablo is a cinnamon bandit.

by CS Jake November 7, 2006