An indispensable member for any musical group, the Band Bitch is essentially the Pit Crew or Water Boy for a band. Without this selfless individual, the band would not have basic human needs met like hydration and nutrition. Good Band Bitches have an empathic quality that allows them to sense the needs of the band before they vocalize them. Rarely receiving monetary compensation, Band Bitches do things like running errands, taking photographs, collecting the band's tips or retrieving sustenance for the band out of a love for the music, the members or a particular member. Often, Band Bitches are or become romantic interests of a band member because the member realizes what a benefit it is to have such a selfless, helpful individual be your friend, lover and family. People of any age, sex or sexual orientation can be Band Bitches.
by The DTrain December 9, 2008
Get the Band Bitch mug.A band crush is when a person obsesses over a band/musician that they like. This could include constantly or repeatedly listening to their music within a short amount of time, to obessivly researching them (including personal lives.) In some extreme cases of band-crushing, the crusher will protect the crushee from any form of criticism whether from friends or others.
"I've read all about (insert band/musician here)! I even know their pet's names!"
"Dude, you've got a total band-crush going on"
"Hey, have you heard (insert band here)'s new single? it's a real let down"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Woahh man, don't have a band crush!"
"Dude, you've got a total band-crush going on"
"Hey, have you heard (insert band here)'s new single? it's a real let down"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Woahh man, don't have a band crush!"
by megftw August 18, 2009
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by Philip Smith July 15, 2008
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Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."
Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.
Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."
Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.
"Tommy got the band bitch to distract the photographer for him. She didn't know he was sneaking out to be with that other girl."
by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006
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Get the band kid mug.your closest friends in band. you have tons of inside jokes, make fun of non-band members, and laugh at stupid words like duty and uranus. together you make evil plans, insane pranks, and have crazy competions
person 1: can i be your favorite band buddy of the day?
person 2: no, you're too annoying
person 1: you suck balls!
person 2: no, you're too annoying
person 1: you suck balls!
by honorband71 March 27, 2010
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