Azariah

Azariah is a sweet charming boy who cares for you and doesnt take crap for no one hes hot and is smart

And pronounced

Az-za-ry-ah

Azariah i love your name

You name is better

by Royaleeeekay April 17, 2023

alcohol alarm clock

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.

You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

by not-another-bug-hunt March 20, 2016

retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm March 28, 2016

Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.

I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!

by Albama man April 12, 2020

Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.

Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!

by Yæt January 1, 2021

Charm Alarm

When something that is said or done is so annoyingly cute and charming that an alarm starts chiming so loud, it can be heard transiently regardless of geographical location!

Gabriella said she would send Stella snacks for her period so Stella heard the charm alarm ringing!

by AnonymouSaurus November 30, 2021

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023