alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.

Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles

by boobie1022 November 30, 2013

Alaskan Porn

Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.

Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?

Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

alaskan fireman

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

by LOLNOU February 1, 2008

alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

alaskan houdini

when you are fucking a girl form behind while she is facing a window you stop fucking her. then your friend takes over and she thinks you are still fucking her. You go outside and go to the window and yell surprise!

OMG I was startled when tom pulled an alaskan houdini on me.

by p8ntballer mike April 3, 2009

alasdair

It is of Scottish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "defender of mankind"

Alasdair saved my life

by Bobbbbbby December 9, 2008

The Alaskan Harpoon

A Sex moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of fucking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. The Alaskan Harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. The enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) Next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. The penis of the man will land in the vagina of the girl if properly preformed. After jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for sexual intercoarse will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.

Used in an everyday conversation:

Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting

Phil: Yeah

Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that

Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon

Paul: Oh ok thats better

by Scotie the great March 7, 2009