asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005

asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 25, 2003

asswang

a person who has had their wang surgically removed from their pelvic area, and re-issued to their ass.

Pat: man that guy has an asswang
Phil: yeah he got it done last week

by Pat8969 September 28, 2005

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead November 11, 2006

assninja

One who runs away after licking ass.

"Your mom is such an assninja. She ran away before I could pay her for one of her award-winning rimjobs."

by Faust December 25, 2003

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

asswipe

A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!

What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)

by ME October 15, 2003