Apoocalypse

A pandemic toilet paper shortage.

During the apoocalypse of 2020 I resorted to using Chipotle napkins to wipe my ass.

by Hilbe October 9, 2021

Apolosi B

Apolosi B is the best producer known! usually cooking up heat and making bangers. he's a multi genre producer also Singer/Songwriter, but more commonly known for his "Siren jams" although he can just about make any sort of music. but overall Apolosi B is the definition of - amazingness.

tokz, did you hear that seki jam by Apolosi B?

by yourr daddy ghe November 21, 2021

instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.

"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?

by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014

snob apology

a snob apology is when you recognize someone in public but pretend not to see them. then, later, you contact a mutual friend to admit to having seen them and didn't mean any offence by ignoring them.

Hi Jennifer, I think I saw your friend Daniel at the grocery store downtown last night. I wasn't sure if it was him, but if it was, this is my snob apology - let him know that I didn't snub him on purpose!

by auntiereese January 8, 2017

Inuit Apology

A political maneuver used by Canadian Politicians to avoid responsibility and evade media accountability. In promising to apologize for an historic Indigenous grievance, a Politician may use it to provide political cover when faced with a contemporaneous scandal.

Q: "In light of the large and growing mass of evidence that you and your Government tried to unlawfully pressure the Attorney General into cutting a sweetheart deal for your SNC-Lavalin in a corruption case, will you be apologizing today?"

A: "I will be making an Inuit apology later today."

by Nuliayuk March 7, 2019

Torture Apologist

A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.

The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.

by camwilcox November 25, 2020

maude apatow

the best nepo baby, talented and hot, often known for her role as Lexi in HBO’s “Euphoria”

“Hey, who’s your favorite euphoria actor?”
“Maude Apatow of course! She’s so hot! Lexi and Fez WILL be endgame!!

by yassificationofurbandictionary March 19, 2022