Definitions by Hilbe

Apoocalypse 

A pandemic toilet paper shortage.

During the apoocalypse of 2020 I resorted to using Chipotle napkins to wipe my ass.

Apoocalypse by Hilbe October 9, 2021

bidunemployment 

Joe Biden and the Democrats sponsored extended unemployment benefits.

Have you seen how many people are still refusing to work? They'd rather collect Bidunemployment than contribute to society.

bidunemployment by Hilbe July 1, 2021

asshole at first sight 

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.

Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.

asshole at first sight by Hilbe August 13, 2015