Hilbe's definitions

asshole at first sight

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.

Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.

by Hilbe August 13, 2015

Apoocalypse

A pandemic toilet paper shortage.

During the apoocalypse of 2020 I resorted to using Chipotle napkins to wipe my ass.

by Hilbe October 9, 2021

bidunemployment

Joe Biden and the Democrats sponsored extended unemployment benefits.

Have you seen how many people are still refusing to work? They'd rather collect Bidunemployment than contribute to society.

by Hilbe July 1, 2021