albertus magnus 

Albertus magnus is the worst catholic school except for the food. 14k a year just to find roaches and rats in the bathrooms. The people who go there only go there because they want to get “noticed by colleges” even though theyre stupid as shit. You will only get noticed if you are smart which none of the people are that go there. There are white granola people that go there and jewish people that dont know that its a catholic school and they eat the communion like they are christian. Theyre sports suck balls and the students suck shaft.

Oh yeah ill go to albertus magnus because ill get noticed by every good colleges out there.

albertus magnus by Albertus hater 101 September 19, 2021

Flamingo/Albert 

A funny roblox YouTuber that has 9.87M subs…also has girl! Has friends ofc! Also has fans

OMG FLAMINGO/ALBERT HAS SO MANY SUBS I WISH I HAD SUBS

Flamingo/Albert by Alexis_the_uwu November 5, 2021

Alberting 

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

Alberting by Valoo February 24, 2015

albert pujols 

Holy Shit! How does the best player in baseball only have one definition and overrated D.J. has two pages. Bullshit! Albert Pujols is by far the best hitter in baseball, not just by his numbers, but his work ethic too. " El Hombre" as we call him in Stl is the best player I have ever seen.

Albert Pujols is the best hitter in baseball and is very underrated first baseman. He is a great baserunner(he has to be to make up for his speed.)Albert Pujols is freaking awesome.

albert pujols by stevedawg13 July 22, 2006

Albert 

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.

Albert by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013

Marv Albert 

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!

I can't wait to get this skank home and "Marv Albert" her!

Marv Albert by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010

Alberto Del Rio 

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.

Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*

Alberto Del Rio by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012