Please Advise

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"

"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

Dear Luke,

I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.

Please Advise,
John

by ldemi April 29, 2011

Advait

He is the most perfect man alive. When girls see him, their pussies immediately begin to flood and bring water to the crops of the land. He is the best possible friend you can ask for. Everyone idolizes him, and all the girls compete to be with him.

Wow, that guy is such an Advait. He's probably really popular.

by anshanshansh June 3, 2021

Advice

Somthing you shouldn't come here for

Go to your elders for advice, not here

by Communist Teddybears June 16, 2016

advertisement

A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.

I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

take advantage

An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi or wholly unconsious due to alcohol or drug intake. The "advantage" is because they often can not decline contact or are even aware of said contact. Such practice is mostly agreed upon as morally wrong.

"I know me and Sarah have been going out for a while, but I couldn't take adavantage of her when she was wasted."

by TheWarden February 4, 2005

advil

A great drug that despite common belief cannot relief misery, despair and anxiety.

- We broke up. Will Advil take the pain away?
- No

by boule de feu February 19, 2005