smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.
Bill: I can't believe I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours on my way to work today and then my computer didn't start.
Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac
Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...
Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac
Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...
by presidente1l August 1, 2008
Get the Mac Asshole mug.Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.
Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.
by MrStuddly August 6, 2011
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When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
by petetoth January 5, 2010
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Get the asshole mug.when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"
That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010
Get the Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) mug.A truly despicable person. Anyone referred to as "some asshole" at the beginning of a sentence is a detriment to society.
by Wicked Souls November 8, 2003
Get the some asshole mug.The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
by Noushbag April 13, 2011
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