extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

adorkable

A woman can also be adorkable, marrying dorkiness and adorableness in a delightful, yummy package.

"She's so adorkable, I want to be her textbook tonight!"

by studmuffin08 December 12, 2009

adorablicious

being waayyy too cute to be hot. like hotter than hot.and you're not a total sketch bag

Henry is so adorablicious. he's the kinda guy who'd take you out to dinner and by the end of the night you'd want him in your bed

by skyball May 17, 2005

adopted

A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.

" I'm adopted"

"That's cool!It doesn't change anything your still the same person "

by who else..? November 23, 2014

adolescence

The most supreme torture in a form that most humans can understand.

"I was talking to Sally, and she just burst into tears! It must be her adolescence."

by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005

Adonai

Adonai is a bad bitch that no hoe can compete with and she’s a cutie and she don’t take no bullshit.Really smart and a good person you can chill with.

Damn I want me a Adonai

by Freedaguys4 January 30, 2020

You're adopted!

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012