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brown rudnick

The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.

During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."

"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
by lawl student April 15, 2014
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Emily Browning

A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."

She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.

In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.
"She's going to break a million hearts!"

-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
by DJ Abunai August 17, 2009
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Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016
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brown bread

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England
Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.
by Will July 25, 2004
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Antonio Brown

The act of furiously masturbating onto a female’s back while watching religious television while wearing an outdated football helmet.
I was so excited about signing with the Patriots, I went out and Antonio Browned a chick.
by captaininsano10000 September 11, 2019
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whizzer brown

An amazing man who has suffered death
“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”
by One_Gay_Mess June 21, 2018
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king brown

A 750ml bottle of beer.
taking its name from one of our larger, beautiful & highly venomous snakes, The King Brown.
Also see wife beater
Fuck me & some M8s got stuck into the king browns last night fuck I was pissed & feel a bit seedy today
by earthlover42 July 7, 2005
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