5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

5 foods you should never eat again

Basically every ad on the internet. Ever.

Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...

by Nomb317 March 24, 2017

5 base

Anal sex

Friend:have you hit 5 base with your girlfriend

You: what is that
Friend:it is anal sex
You: ok

by Space poop May 15, 2018

5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

5-10 lbs

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.

Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”

by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

by verycewlperson March 28, 2023