July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

1st rb

nothing

stupid 1st rb

by NO ONE >!>!>!>!>!>! March 5, 2009

May 1st

May 1st is a day to be kind.

its may 1st! heres a chocolate bear

by toes xd April 26, 2021

Feb 1st

Ask out the person who obviously likes you but is too scared to say it. Give shy people some hope!

Hey Jaquaviontavious, its Feb 1st, so I was wondering if you would wanna go out some time?

by hiroSHIma1945 December 29, 2021

1st trumpet

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.

"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".

by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017

January 1st

Well it’s New Years! Time for cozy cloths

Hey why are you wearing jeans?

What?

It’s January 1st!! Wear comfy cloths

by Niczee546 January 1, 2022

November 1st

The day everyone is upset because they have to start no nut November

Son: Mom its the start of no nut November
Mom: whats that
Son: I cant masturbate stating "November 1st"

by The Fact Machine November 1, 2019