Rule 007

Rule to being awesome. If you wear a cool shirt you are obeying Rule 007.

You look cool in that skull shirt!

Thanks, just obeying Rule 007!

by Gwibft September 2, 2013

10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017

34,000 emails

Number of emails deleted by a certain someone

*Deletes 34,000 emails* Hillary you got some explaining to do.

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

lolo_007

Handsome gentleman who is very clever, funny and kind.

"Oh, here's lolo_007!"
"Yay"

by asdf f February 1, 2021

12:00am

It happens at 12:00am its pretty amazing. i happens once every 24 hours

Guys its 12:00am

by Speegey December 19, 2021

$100,000

That's like 3 years of my life. Actually. Intrinsic value? I can't even get credit for things that can be solely credited to me and 30 minutes of your time is worth 3 years of my life.

Hym "You know what's funny about the $100,000 thing? Is that I could see that you were hesitant to answer. Because that does not look good in the context of 'Hard work equals good' argument. That looks like mitigation of work through ones own aggrandizement... Which is the thing I said (I remember everything I've said by the way). And that's why not answering the question ihav egregious to me. Because you can see the same hesitation when he gets asked and he is uniquely obligated to answer (as someone who sells the projection of his pathology on top of the bible). You, at least, have the balls to answer in spite of how it looks. But yeah, 3 whole years and I would be happy as a Goddamn clam. Wouldn't do a damn thing. Might get a used car for a couple of grand but that would be just to make making money easier. Maybe start dieting again, you know? It would actually be cheaper to diet but it's such a pain to cook I never feel like doing it after working do I end up eating out."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

threat level 1,000

When someone hot is spending a lot of time with your crush. Especially by posting a lot of pictures on Facebook together. Usually doesn't end well.

Friend-"Man who's is that girl, she's so hot"
Me- "I don't know, but she's all over his Facebook wall. She's a threat level 1,000!!"

by jjjjjj1221 February 11, 2015