Mr. P 

God of quick writes

Mr. P i need a quick write

Mr. P by Person with authority February 1, 2019

Mr moose 

A very elegant fellow that is serious and well dressed.

Wow, that lawyer is just like Mr Moose. He is so awsome

Mr moose by MR.Mooose February 6, 2019

mr.rash 

A big doo doo who gives kids rashes

Wow mr.rash is a dickwhole

mr.rash by Beatieboissss February 13, 2019

Mr. Gurnan 

Very wealthy man. Stepped on his right AirPod once. Everyone owes him money.. very scary man that knows tai chi, will first take you to court with his 7 attorneys and beat your ass outside the court room. Has ties with the Colombian government and broke their economy multiple times.. assisted in the assassination of JFK

Damn, you owe money to Mr. Gurnan? shit, better run he Finna tai chi yo ass!
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got you in court? shiiit you aint making it out with no less than a $100,000 Fine
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got the Colombian Special ops on yo ass!

Mr. Gurnan by Mr. Gurnan's manager February 15, 2019

Mr. Dur Durr 

A crazy ginger with a flat ass who’s mom wants his friends to use her hotdog grill. Did I mention his ass is flat?

Kris: Did Mr. Dur Durr just send more golf porn in the group chat?

Mr. Dur Durr’s Mom: Take the hot dog grill!

Mr. Dur Durr by The Horny Avenger February 18, 2019

mr. buzzard 

Someone who looks like Jesus

Damn was that Jesus??
Nah man that was Mr. Buzzard

mr. buzzard by Midnight Goat February 23, 2019

Mr davies 

a Short white man with an egg for a head

“Crackhead of the year award goes to... mr Davies”

Mr davies by SuckMyDick4Ever February 24, 2019