soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016

Ball of Meat

A fat person that has a shape of a meatball

Lee is a Ball of Meat

by Taylor Beach March 22, 2017

meat edit

To perform a one-time edit a text file, usuially a set of organized data, by hand.

Usuially used as the alternative to writing a script or program to reach the same goal.

Frequently used when one decides that programming a disposable script and running it is more time consuming than just doing it by hand.

<geek1> This file needs some occurances of 'foo' replaced by 'bar', and I'm not sure how to write a script to do it.
<geek2> how about hiring someone at minimum wage to do a meat edit for you?

See also adidas protocol

by flipmcf August 27, 2005

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Moon Meat

When you eat meat (Vegan meat) through out 8pm-3am

Jane: So Loona what did you eat for your midnight snack?

Loona: Oh I ate some Moon Meat

Jane: Oh......

by Racoon River June 18, 2021

vadge meat

Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.

Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.

by Thornton Melon December 12, 2012

meat harp

any instrument played by a wanker

"that cat sounded like he was blowing a meat harp"

by John Worley May 29, 2008