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'ave a beer

When you see your girl and want to say i love you, while our with your mates and you don't want them to take the piss out of you , so you say 'ave a beer
by Snofish135 September 28, 2022
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Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner
Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)
by joestealthmode April 5, 2019
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Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
by TodiRow February 21, 2011
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Beer

That redneck’s best friend is his beer.
by Swag-o-Cato January 9, 2018
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Infinite Beer

The act of an infinite beer is when you chug a jug of beer then throw it back up into the jug and drink it once again.
Huddy: I just did an infinite beer!
Byron: No wonder your breath smells like vomit 🤮.
by Huddy the 2nd 707 October 16, 2022
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Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 6, 2012
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Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears
Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.
by Dave Davies August 2, 2022
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