Definitions by JonSturtz23

Dopehead

A person whose behavior and emotional state are dictated by social-media metrics and algorithmic feeds; figuratively, an addict of digitally administered dopamine rather than narcotics.

Jake has been scrolling through social media nonstop he's become a real dopehead

Dopehead by JonSturtz23 September 6, 2026

Bloomer 

An autistic Doomer

Why are you socially awkward and depressing all the time? It's because I'm a Bloomer.

Bloomer by JonSturtz23 February 9, 2023

Beer Flu 

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19

YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu

Beer Flu by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022

Soc Blocked 

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

Soc Blocked by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Shrek Mc Shrek 

A Canadian Friend who is always there for you whenever whatever

I just met a Shrek Mc Shrek

Shrek Mc Shrek by JonSturtz23 April 15, 2021

Little Oat

A faithful christian

That person is a Little Oat

Little Oat by JonSturtz23 April 15, 2021