meat blunt

A blunt made out of meat

Melanie is smoking a dank meat blunt.

by Melanie500 October 26, 2016

meat money

A little purse that is primarily spent on male prostituion

Eg im saving more meat money so i can have a visit from Ernesto on saturday

by DictatorshipDictionary January 22, 2016

meat-up

Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.

I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.

by Fabmaxmm January 31, 2020

meat flume

Ilarge penis

My girl love the Meat flume

by XXXspermXXX July 9, 2003

Meat Train

A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."

"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"

by FishTheChris July 30, 2016

meat carriage

A vehicle that is used to drive others around, much like a taxi cab, but the fare is paid with meat instead of currency.

Justin: "Hey can you drive me to the airport in your meat carriage?"
Evan: "Yeah, but it will cost you 3 packs of sausages."
Justin: "Fair enough."

by meattaxi December 5, 2015

meat checking

When a love interest or significant other calls you constantly to make sure you aren't cheating on her.

My girlfriend calls me 7 times a day. She doesn't love me that much, she's just meat checking.

by 239 king May 24, 2018