Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

Power

But... You don't have the power to do it for your kids Gayve Jewbin that's why they keep getting raped and murdered.

Hym "You are doing this to me for entirely that reason Gayve. You don't have the power. What did you tell Suchir Balaji's family? You lied. What about Liam Payne? Mark Hymen? Mark probably knows what happened actually if he's on Megyn but seriously. It only gets worse from here. This is literally nothing more than another primitive attempt at human sacrifice to make the crops grow. It's you PRETENDING to police people's sucess on the basis if RHETORIC or MORALITY... MEANWHILE, Sam Altman being sued by his sister for sister molestation. Several guys actively pretend to be me. The Jew Pope is justifying blowing up and starving kids. Whatever you are trying to do here rings completely hollow for that reason."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2025

pansy power

1. The expression of force from those believed by others, or themselves, to be weak.

2. The force exerted is itself weak.

3. The battlecry of the empowered weaklings.

"I thought I could not lift it but I exploded with pansy power".

"His 25 lb deadlift was total pansy power".

"PANSY POWER"!

by SpartaCat July 22, 2011

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Power Carve

Verb
a type of manual locomotion whereby a person can propel a kick scooter (or similar device), without using their feet (or anything else) to swipe the pavement, all by manipulating his/her weight and cutting the handlebars back and forth (first demonstrated by “The T-Guy” on YouTube)

Dave crushed the longest glide competition on his Razor scooter when he ripped out a power carve at the end, pushing out an ever increasing distance until the judges, out of frustration, asked him to “stop”.

by goose_on_a_roof November 21, 2023

power up

To proceed to howl insanely like a beserked wolf in the face of passers by as you drive back from Tenkai. It is the ONLY way to achieve enlightenment amongst world pwnters. Note, there is a "sub-level" incantation of this act, which is only utilised by quenks, jippos, human trash etc (a.k.a Ray). It is termed "Bower arp" and simply goes to infuriate OCP Directors.

Power Up!! arrroooo oooo awoooo oooo woooo

by Bob Morten July 23, 2008

Power Outage

A blackout is typically associated with "lights on, no one is home" after a night of consuming large quantities of alcohol. So, a Power Outage surpasses a blackout. It is the next level - "lights are off and no one is home".

Person 1: "Oh man, were you blacked out in this picture? Because it looks like lights are on, but no is home".
Person 2: "No dude, the lights weren't even on."
Person 1: "Oh, so you had a Power Outage!"

by taco3 June 15, 2018