Doodie Google

Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet

Look it up next time you doodie google

by W1ll r0gers March 4, 2017

backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.

Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!

by Storythistle March 9, 2017

tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017

afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person

My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles

by repomonster April 4, 2017

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.

"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."

by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017

burmuda goggles

A man placing his nut sack entirely over his partners eyes as to cover each eye with each nut.

I took a deep swim last night with James. The Burmuda goggles he gave me were quite arousing.

by Pibber September 8, 2017