Definitions by definitelynotatalkingrectum

tinder goggles 

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

tinder goggles by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017