peanut butter and jelly

two people who are gonna be "forever"... like peanut and jelly...

"we are like peanut butter and jelly

by Layla A. April 18, 2008

Peanut Butter Jelly

A person of female sex that has a cute face but her jelly gets in the way of her looks. So much, in fact, that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

Bailey- She has such a nice face but she's so fat

Eric- What would you call that

Alex- Peanut Butter Jelly!!

by AJTanner Than Most White Boys May 18, 2011

peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.

Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.

by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012

Butter your poptart

Lube your cock

It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first

by Slick poptart December 8, 2018

arizona butter churner

the act of rubbing butter all over a naked mans body and cleaning it off with your dick

nick: wanna do an arizona butter churner together?

david: dude no

by get out of my room, dad December 17, 2016

BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 2, 2016