Overthink Monkey brain 

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane

People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube

Overthink Monkey brain by Snotcore February 12, 2023

Butter the Monkey 

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

Butter the Monkey by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

Egyptian Howler Monkey 

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

Egyptian Howler Monkey by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015

African fruit monkey 

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)

Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

African fruit monkey by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016

instant gratification monkey 

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

Canadian Snow monkey

A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.

We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.

Canadian Snow monkey by La Roofier February 25, 2019

Appalachian shit monkey 

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.

Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!

Appalachian shit monkey by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021