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An "organinsation" revolving arounf illegal ways of making money such as "blackmail", "Violence" and "rackateering"
the mafia destroyes my bussiness
Mafia by john wilson October 28, 2003
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Mafia-Island

'did you know Roberto was from Mafia Island?'
Mafia-Island by mafiasistah December 17, 2003
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n.
1)A secret terrorist organization in Sicily, operating since the early 19th century in opposition to legal authority.
2)A secret criminal organization of Italian origin operating in the United States and engaged in illegal activities such as gambling, drug-dealing, and prostitution.
3)Any of various similar criminal organizations, especially when dominated by members of the same nationality.
4)often mafia Informal. A tightly knit group of trusted associates, as of a political leader: “ He is one of the personal mafia that the chancellor brought with him to Bonn” (Christian Science Monitor).

Mafia by K8lyn Gentry July 3, 2006

marist mafia 

Marist Mafia was founded by two young men whose lives have been corrupted by drugs, extortion, and other organised crime. These two men are infamous all over the world, particually in Mediteranian countries such as Italy and Sicily. These two men go by the names of Roboito© and Santino©.

Both of these Mafia Dons© have not only inherited a vast amount of financial inferstructure, but they have also added to it to a fairly large extent (with the money that they aquire from organised crime).

These 2 Godfathers© have ways of dealing with people that you couldn't even dream of. They wouldn't just wack you, they would do something far more traditional. First, they would panty raid you. Then, they would spit roast you. And finally, they would put you on the block. These are all unsavoury acts which are best not to even be thought about.

Roboito© and Santino© tend to work alone when it comes to the business part of Marist Mafia dealings. However, they have millions of worldwide associates. For example: in the South West Pacific they have connections and colleagues who go by the name of DOS disciple of sniffa LTB, 565, SCAT SOLDIERS, PANTY RAID AUTHENTIC and many more.

These two founders of the Marist Mafia have also founded another world famous institute which is run by an associate of Roboito© and Santino©. However this associates name is confidential. This institute is called M.M.D.B.C which stands for MARIST MAFIA DRIVE BY COMMITTEE©. The Committee uses a range of guns from AK's to Berettas to Glocks to Fo Fo's.

So as you can see, the Marist Mafia is a worldwide organisation who has a reputation for organised crime, drugs and extortion throughout the world.

A few words of wisdom...
Don't fuck with the Marist Mafia.
Marist Mafia says: "Ayo Franky! You come round here one more time, I'm gonna have to wack ya! KA-PEESH?

Franky says: "No, please Roboito© and Santino©!! I'll do anything! Why would you even dream of touching me anyway"?

Marist Mafia says: "Because I do what i wanna do ya know! SMOKE 'EM!
PRRAAAAAAATT!
marist mafia by LTB565 January 10, 2005

KAOS Mafia 

KAOS is an underground mafia secret to the public. KAOS is connected to over 1000 cities around the world. They do mostly assassination contracts but also they run chop shops, do major burgulary, hacking, extorsion, espionage, smuggling (non-narcotic), etc. KAOS was responsible for the mafia hit of JFK. Usually if an assassination goes unsolved or an extremely valuable object is stolen with no leads, KAOS is responsible. KAOS is currently in a secret war with the Russian Mafia, the Neo-Nazi groups around the world, and the Colombian drug cartels like the North Valley Cartel.
Missouri Governors plane mysteriously crashes? Probably a KAOS Mafia hit.
KAOS Mafia by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008
The most beautiful bad ass butch you will ever meet, she will never approach you, she may be shy at first but will be outgoing once you get to talk to her. She will make any boy drool, once she is in a relationship she will never cheat or look at any other guy, does good in school and is very fit. If you think she is mad at you, she is not until you see her cussing you out in Spanish, she will never stop talking once she is on her Spanish rampage. She can be very sassy and fierce, but at the end she will love you till the end and she is just perfect.
Danm I heard you were dating somebody

Oh yeah I'm dating this Mariana

OH SHIT Marianas are always good ... lucky
Mariana by Google Knowledge February 15, 2017