Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
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Get the Luca mug.A dorky guy who makes you laugh harder than anyone ever will. Although he’s 4’11 he’s personality makes up for his lack of height. He’s so freakishly book smart that you look at him as though he were Albert Einstein. He’s not the most socially advanced but he makes you feel loved and special. He loves to cuddle and will play the piano for you. He’s also very likely Italian so the means a lifetime supply of good food.
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