my fitness pal

A horrible app that gives most people who use it an eating disorder

Emma: I started counting my calories!
Hannah: okay period what app do you use
Emma: my fitness pal
Hannah: oh girl no...

by Bakaweeb April 16, 2021

The Fitzgerald Fake

In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.

Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!

by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021

Ryan Fitz

That bitch thinks he is god but is is only a phat pussyo ye.

I just fucked Ryan Fitz in his big bunda ye.

by Bonkers91 August 18, 2021

Bitch Fitter

A person that is prone to having outbursts of bitchyness or generally loves and lives to complain about things.

"have you stopped being a bitch fitter yet?)
(the role you play is Bitch Fitter surpreme)

by Meggins September 7, 2021

darcy fitz

Darcy fitz is a person that is very skinny, hate-able, black, and eats fruit. He likes to play apex legends on Saturday's, and likes to go to the water park on Sunday's, he has a pretty full schedule.

Darcy Fitz, you are so skinny and i hate you.

by eetswa ma brudda 33 September 13, 2021

Charles Fitzpatric

He seems nice at first, but dont be fooled. He is a self-centered dick that will stop at nothing to screw you over.

omg is that Charles Fitzpatric?
YEAH he's a total dick

by depresso esspresso October 12, 2021

Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.

“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”

by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021