Ball Shitter

Someone who shits on other peoples balls

"Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"

by Spunky_SpiderZ October 14, 2023

Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap

Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer

by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023

Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now

“Just shitting my fello!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

THE SHITTER

Where concepts and thoughts go to die.

My worldbuilding was so fucking stupid back then! Now it's all going in THE SHITTER. The place where it belongs!

by an extremely depressed bandu December 11, 2023

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Encyclopedia Shitanica

When a person has infinite knowledge of worthless information.

1) You knew what the first commercial on VHS was, and showed me, you are Envyclopedia Shitanica

2) Mr Encyclopedia Shitanica lectured me on the origins of wood

3) The Encyclopedia Shitanica weighs more than the average weight of an empty beer can

by Scottneh December 17, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023